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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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