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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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