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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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