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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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