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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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