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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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