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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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