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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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