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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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