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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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