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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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