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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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