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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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