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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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