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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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