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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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