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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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