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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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