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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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