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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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