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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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