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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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