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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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