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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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