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Pet death
My
aunt
Betty
had their beloved pet
rock ⚫️
Roxy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
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an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a cow 🐮
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