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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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