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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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