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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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