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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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