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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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