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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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