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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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