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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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