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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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