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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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