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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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