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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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