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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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