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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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