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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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