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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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