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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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