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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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