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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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