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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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