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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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