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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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