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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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