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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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