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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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