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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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